Ballpad and the planet.

A short report about products that do not exist, and therefore harm nothing.

0units shipped

0gcarbon emitted

100%imaginary

1planet used

Fully biodegradable.

Given enough time. Everything is.

We have not measured anything, which keeps the figure low.

The box is a box. It is made of box.

Not serviceable. Not by you, not by us, not by anyone.

This page is a parody of a sustainability report. No environmental claim on it is real, because no product on this site is real.